The best time I've ever had licking stamps was the set I bought with the tropical frogs on them. But afterwards, the faces of the frogs on the stamps began to frighten me, so I tore the envelopes up and burned them with some kerosene in a tin bucket out in my garage. I mean, they were staring at me, man! So...maybe that might NOT have been the best time.
I suppose if one was writing a horror story about that, it would have frog larvae on the back of the stamps and after you lick them, they end up in your stomach...let your imagination go from there...
ReplyDeleteOh....that's what happened! I licked the wrong side of the stamps!
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