Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
My cat is bored by a question so obviously simplistic. BratCat would shred them both into tiny, bloody bits and then eat them with some cheese melted on top for breakfast. My cat would then eat the writer of such a question for lunch. And then hack it all up in a hairball.
My cat is my safety school.
My Drabblecast forum avatar (this is not my cat, but funny nevertheless):